The owner of a golf course in Kentucky was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help .

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the University of Kentucky and I need some help.

If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but my earrings."

You gotta love those Kentucky women.

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