Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

he calls it a poem, they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing.

My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beat.

My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon,

and it takes eight people to collect all the money!'

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