A man goes to see his doctor. The Doctor tells him "You're in fine looking shape." He then asks "What is your daily routine?"
The man replies "Well, yesterday, I was walking in the water along the edge of the river and had to run from an aligator, then I almost stepped on a snake. On the way out just about ran into a beehive!"
The Doctor exclaims "You sound like quite the outdoors person?"
The man sarcastically replies, "No, I'm just a crappy golfer."
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